I’m certain most people in my profession would never admit to this…
But I am because I can’t stand it any more. The unpalatable truth hiding in plain sight.
Okay, deep breath.
The truth is…
I can’t write!
My modifiers are often left dangling, I end sentences with conjunctions and
I am a passive voice repeat offender.
Not only that, but I split infinitives and use cliches like they are going out of fashion.
In fact, the truth of the matter is I am every grammarian’s worst nightmare – on steroids.
Yet, here I am.
Taking you on a journey.
From one line
You see, what I am is a natural-born communicator.
It’s true; I am no Shakespearian scribe.
Instead, I connect your brand and vibe with your tribe.
I can open a loop and lead you astray.
Then bring you right back to where I want you to stay.
Sometimes I use rhyme.
And my words sound sublime.
But one thing’s for sure.
I’m the choice for the smart entrepreneur!
So if you are looking for a pedantic grammatist.
I’m sorry, there’s no way I can assist!
Because I am a business owner and brand storyteller.
A friend in a tempest or just mild stormy weather!
So if you got this far and like what you see.
Why not give me a call? It’s L with an E.